What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:38

Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”She is very sexyful!”
From Russia With Love
Why do foolish atheists think their strange delusional theories are facts?
A View to a Kill
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-J W Pepper
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
You Only Live Twice
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Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die